Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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