I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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