it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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