Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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