Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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