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  It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"

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• British? Why no, my good man, I'm a yank like you. Cheerio, going down to the pub for a pint and to see if I can pull a bird.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:11am

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• okay so if this is real it was either Sandys Liquor in Downtown SLO or Shell Beach Grocery/Liquor

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:40pm

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• if you are nervous buying condoms you shouldnt be having sex.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:15pm

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• would you be more nervous buying condoms at a liquor store or telling your girfriend and parents that you have an STD?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:23am

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• Condoms are for bitches, I always let the man bareback me -quiet guy in the corner

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:04am

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• 711 on california or monterey?

  Submitted by sloted on Sep 21, 10 at 2:20am

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• pull this bird 11:11

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:25pm

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• OMG...this reminds me of a black lady at Walmart the other day. I was buying a pregnancy test and the lady said loudly "Ohhhh are you pregnant? You gonna have a baby soon?" People kept giving me rude stares and it was really awkward...mostly because I look 18 years old and my hubby wasn't there with me!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22pm

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• 1014 no actually I went on to get my Master's degree why do you ask?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:53pm

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• You Gotta Lick It.... Before You Stick It... You Gotta Get It Nice And Wet... So You Can Stick It.. cha-cha-cha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:29am

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• Haha same incident happened to me but the cashier was my age. And said a little joke like get u some. Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:28am

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• 7:03 It definitely is!! Ha, people from SLO can definitely relate...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:49am

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• Omg I bought them from the guy. Except he said "Oh! You're getting laid!!! Happy Valentine's day, making love!" -__- Fuckin Indians in Simi.

  Submitted by moniquepacker on Jun 26, 11 at 1:25am

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• I bought some the other day from this teenage cashier (I'm 22) and the kid says "hey try doggiestyle mannnn"... fuckin kids

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:16am

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• You're alien MF in the face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:23am

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• haha fuck that sucks man, but i would've paid good money to witness that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:00pm

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• Why are people embarassed to buy condoms? It's the people buying dirty magazines and lube that should feel the need to be inconspicuous

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:08pm

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• That must have been the Hajji guy at the Montalvo 7-11 fo sho.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:03pm

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• 9:07 shit up. This is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:08am

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• Your face is not even funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:52am

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• That is great! I would have been like 'um....that's normally why people buy them'

  Submitted by Soxxfan69 on May 30, 10 at 11:16am

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• wait, you're buying condoms at a liquor store? assuming that you are at least 21, grow up and get over it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:03am

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• who says "quite a few people" in a text message...are you british ?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:02am

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• Your face went to get it's masters degree.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:58pm

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• @9:23 Good call. No need to be nervous about protecting your life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:24am

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• I guess I was nervous when I starting by them at 14. I felt like a criminal. Like people were staring at me. It was kinda a rush

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:37am

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• Did you also drop out of school at 13, 9:37?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:14am

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• HOMIE WHY WERE U NERVOUS IF ANYTHIN U SHOUDA BEEN SHOWIN OFF THE FACT U WERE GETTIN LA LAID AND SOME PEOPLE WEEE T

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:10am

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• good hell.. tell the girl to get on the damn pill so you can STFU!! at least your gettin some!! the cashier is jealous!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:23am

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• An increasing amount of these are written like and FML and they aren't at all funny on this site. Please moderators, get te site back to where it was

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22pm

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• Honestly who would text all that to someone. Put this on fml not tfln.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:07am

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• seriously buying condoms really isn't that big of a deal. grow some balls and man up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:42am

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• sounds like the dude at silversun liquor. never met anyone more inappropriate.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:06am

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• Why the hell were j nervous bro, u were getting laid tonight!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:48pm

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• I smell fake faces.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:13am

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• most hilarious moment of working at a drug store...80 year old woman buys giant tub of Vaseline and box of condoms...like we weren't laughing our asses off as soon as the door closed!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:19pm

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• oh chil. wish I was there witcha 1222. Op, haha. Another reason to love Indians.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:09pm

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• you should have punched that alien MF in the face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:21am

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