i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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