That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
a search helicopter?!
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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