i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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