i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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