Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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