Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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