did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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