So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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