absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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