She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
