are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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