Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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