I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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