i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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