accomplished twins. life is a go
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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