that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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