Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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