I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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