Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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