I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
