so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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