check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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