Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
