This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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