i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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