I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We left the knife in your bed.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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