She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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