My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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