you have to choose: penises or morals?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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