I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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