It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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