Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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