pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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