you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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