Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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