Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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