like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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