He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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