Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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