It's just like the Real World with babies
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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