id be glad to
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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