Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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