I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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