I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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