How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he puts the penis in happiness.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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