You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Your cock deserves a montage
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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