Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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