i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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