Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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