Ambien. No doubt about it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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