what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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