We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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