I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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